January 16, 2007
Every once in a while, I go through a phase in which every mechanical and/or electronic device that I touch goes kaflooey. I swear, it has something to do with an imbalance of my body chemistry or aura that occurs at certain times. During these phases, one device after another self-destructs, leaving me to repair them or–more often–buy replacements. I’m in one of these phases right now. So far, in the last two weeks, my washing machine, dryer, microwave oven, and electric can opener have all died. One of my DVD players also seems to be on the blink. It leaves me to wonder what device will come next…and it makes me very glad that I’m not scheduled to fly anywhere in the immediate future. If only I could rebalance my aura and realign my chi without further disrupting my kundalini or alarming my alien masters. Wish me luck, oh wish me luck.
