Pinstriped Finger Will Be Music To Your Ears

You’ve heard people say “talk to the hand,” right?  Well, why not listen to the finger?  The audiobook edition of one of my wildest and most exciting novels is now on sale, and it stars a finger with a mind (and attitude!) of his own.  It’s called A Pinstriped Finger’s My Only Friend, and here’s the awesome cover art by beatific Ben Baldwin his own bad self:

Pinstriped ACX Cover v2You can order a copy right here at Amazon and right here at Audible.  An Apple edition will arrive any day now, too.  The narration and production by Jeff Bower are spectacular, trust me.  This book goes in tons of fun and unexpected directions, and Jeff makes every last one of them an unforgettable experience, complete with top-notch voice acting and special effects.

A Pinstriped Finger’s My Only Friend has been described as “The Hunger Games on acid.”  Here’s a bit about the story, to get your own fingers twitching:  Judd the popular 17-year-old jock has it all figured out. He’s the star of his school, the top of the heap…but then the world starts changing around him and won’t stop. Without explanation, everyone turns into purple furries…then gas-blasting puffballs…then neurotic lizards. Every time Judd falls asleep, he wakes up in a new and crazier world–a world of godlike super-teens, teenage serial killers, duck people, monsters, and more. The rules never stop changing, and the only thing he can depend on is his talking pinky finger with a major attitude. Together, he and Pinkerton (the finger prefers the name “Killdigit”) fight through the parade of crazy realities, seeking a way to get back to normal. But what if normal just isn’t an option anymore?

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Scifi To Go With Your Sauerkraut

How about ringing in the new year with a six-pack of science fiction stories?  My latest collection, Six Scifi Stories Volume Four, is now on sale and ready to blow the lid off your pork and sauerkraut.  You can order it here for the Kindle, here for the Nook, and here for other formats…or search for it by name on your favorite e-reading device.  Here’s the cover art by the one and only blazing Ben Baldwin his own bad self:

Six Scifi Stories Volume FourAnd here’s a rundown of the stories you’ll find inside.  One of them, “Tempus Fugitive,” is only available in this volume at this time.

“Warning! Do Not Read This Story!”:  An entire town wiped out…by a rogue story? Anyone who hears or reads it launches into a murder-suicide spree, and its power is about to spread to the rest of the world. Only Carrol and Sascha LaVerge, mystic problem-solving sisters extraordinaire, stand in its way. But can they outsmart the story with a mind of its own before it comes up with a plot twist that traps them in the ultimate unhappy ending?

“Tempus Fugitive”:  In a realm where time itself comes to life, the hunt is on for a fugitive minute, 12:30 P.M. Time on Earth stands still as the hunters close in, determined to force 12:30 P.M. to take his rightful place in the timestream…but one last hope exists. Only by seizing it can 12:30 P.M. prevent one of the darkest events in human history from becoming a terrible reality.

“Luminaria”:  On a day known forever as The Silencing, millions of human colonists went missing in space without a trace. Fifty years later, a team of explorers mounts a search, riding a space elevator into the heart of the unknown. One scientist, Gabriel Shard, holds the key to the truth, the last chance to recover the missing…but he might just die before he can use it.

“The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement”:  The male enhancement of tomorrow has everything from shape-changing powers to a mind of its own. But what happens when this miraculous endowment refuses to cooperate with its new owner?

“The Memory of You Lingers”:  Baird the convicted rapist knows no peace. Ten years of haunting by the digital ghost of his victim, Frieda, have left him a basket case…but freedom awaits. If he can just make it till tomorrow, his sentence will end, and the digital ghost will become vaporware. But Frieda has no intention of leaving quietly.

“Tijuana, Massachusetts”:  Why does Cape Cod, Massachusetts keep changing into Tijuana, Mexico? Don’t ask Patty, the foul-mouthed everything-hater with a memory full of holes. Every time the lump on her head buzzes, Cape Cod becomes Tijuana or vice versa. Has Patty lost her mind, or is someone–or something–driving her crazy?

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Glosser’s Christmas Audiobook On Sale Now

The audiobook edition of Christmas at Glosser’s is on sale now! Order it here on Amazon and here on Audible. The narration by the great Glenn Davis is really lovely, and I think you’ll enjoy it. Here’s the artwork by the one and only Ben Baldwin his own bad self:

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Christmas at Glosser’s Ornaments To Adorn Your Tree!

Order up some Christmas goodies from the Christmas at Glosser’s collection!  Click right here to find the full collection of merchandise featuring the spectacular Glosser Bros. Christmas artwork by Ben Baldwin, as seen right here:

Christmas at Glosser's backgroundYou can order up t-shirts, mugs, key chains, phone covers…and my personal favorites, the Christmas at Glosser’s ornaments and framed prints! Don’t miss out on making this gorgeous artwork, and the memories it brings, part of your Christmas tradition for years to come!

Also, remember that Christmas at Glosser’s Special Edition featuring bonus material not available in the original book?  You can still order a copy from Amazon by clicking here, from CreateSpace by clicking here, or from Barnes and Noble by clicking here.  It’s a nice upgrade from the original book, including the true story of the man behind the Bub character, my grandfather Bernard Heinrich!  Here’s the cover:

Christmas at Glosser's Special Edition CoverAnd of course, you can still order the original edition paperback at Amazon right here and at Barnes and Noble right here. The Kindle edition is on sale right here, too, and the Nook edition is right here. You can also search for the e-book by name on your Kindle, Nook, iPad, iPhone, Kobo, and other e-reading devices…and an e-book edition is available on loan at the Cambria County Library in downtown Johnstown (otherwise known as the David A. Glosser Memorial Library).

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Give Kids This LUMP for Christmas!

The kids in your life deserve a Lump for Christmas!  It’s true!  Whether they’ve been bad or good, this new paperback holiday book will make the perfect stocking stuffer!  It’s meant for kids (ages 8 and up, roughly), and it’s a funny Christmas story with plenty of kid-friendly humor and adventure.  Here’s the cover of this brand-new paperback book by the one and only Ben Baldwin his own bad self:

lump2I know the cover’s a little edgy, but don’t worry: the book is safe and fun, with a positive message about tolerance and bridging the gaps between cliques and generations. You can order a copy right here from Amazon, right here from CreateSpace, right here from Books-A-Million, and right here from Barnes and Noble.

Here’s a bit about the story to whet your appetite:  Meet a kid so bad, he gets a lump of coal every Christmas…and likes it!  Neighborhood bully Buzz Scanlan takes pride in his annual lump, which he sees as a black badge of badness.  But this Christmas, when the coal doesn’t come, the ten-year-old holy terror becomes a bad boy on a mission.  He roams from one victim of his wicked mischief to the next, digging for dirt on the one nice thing he must have done to deserve no coal for Christmas.  When everyone agrees he’s been nothing but naughty, he nearly gives up the hunt…until he stumbles onto the shocking truth behind his lumps of coal, an incredible secret that just might change his life forever.  Will Buzz get his lump after all, sealing his fate as the ultimate bully?  Or will solving the mystery lead to a fate worse than death for the naughtiest boy, an unexpected good deed that breaks his not-nice record?  After this Christmas, nothing will be the same for the kid who loves lumps of coal.

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Glosser’s Special Edition Now in Paperback!

Long live Glosser’s!  The much-delayed paperback version of the Special Edition of Christmas at Glosser’s is now on sale!  This Special Edition contains bonus material you won’t find in the original version, so be sure to order a copy if you want the whole story of Bub and Jack! Here’s the beautiful cover by the one and only blazin’ Ben Baldwin his own bad self:

Christmas at Glosser's Special Edition CoverYou can order a copy of the Christmas at Glosser’s Special Edition paperback right here on CreateSpace.com. You can also place your order in person at the checkout counter in the Books-A-Million store in the Johnstown Galleria.

In other Glosser’s news, I talked about the book on TV today, appearing as a guest on Central PA Live on WTAJ-TV in Altoona, Pennsylvania. The interview was a lot of fun, and you can watch it by clicking right here. Also, keep an eye on the Thursday news shows on WJAC-TV in Johnstown, which is set to feature the book. And be sure to pick up a copy of the Johnstown Tribune-Democrat newspaper on Saturday to see my print interview about the book.

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Glosser’s in the News!

Glosser’s is taking the media by storm!  I’ll be talking about Christmas at Glosser’s on live TV on Central PA Live on WTAJ-TV, Channel 10, in Altoona, this Wednesday, December 11, at 4:00PM!  Tune in and learn more about the book, how it came to be, what it’s all about, and what’s next in the Johnstown Cycle of stories!  Also, be sure to check out the Johnstown Tribune-Democrat this Saturday, December 14, for a story about the book.  And there’s more media fun to come, so stay tuned!

I also have some great news on the e-book front.  Christmas at Glosser’s is finally available on iTunes for your iPad, iPhone, and other Apple devices.  You can find it right here or search for the book by name on iTunes or iBooks.

And the Special Edition e-book is still available right here, including special bonus material you won’t find in any other e-book version.  The best news of all is that the Special Edition paperback is on its way, too…coming tomorrow, after a slight production hiccup.  (Darn those clumsy elves!)  I’ll be sure to let you know.

As reported earlier, the original paperback is now on sale on the Books-A-Million website!  Just click right here to find the product page and order up a copy!  If you’d like an in-person preview, and you’re in the Johnstown area, drop by the Books-A-Million store in the Galleria and ask about a preview copy.

If you don’t have access to a computer, Books-A-Million in the Johnstown Galleria is your ticket to Glosser’s paradise.  Just stop in the store and ask to order a copy at the checkout counter, and the friendly staff will set you right up!

Don’t forget, you can also snag a copy of the paperback right here at CreateSpace and right here at Amazon.  Plus, you can find the Kindle e-book herethe Nook edition right here…and the Kobo version here…or search for it by name on your favorite e-reading device or app.

Not to mention, you can now check out an e-book copy via Overdrive at any branch of the Cambria County Library System, including (appropriately enough!) the David A. Glosser Memorial Library in downtown Johnstown!

As you can see, there’s a lot happening with Christmas at Glosser’s…and more to come!  This truly is the season of Glosser’s, and it’s about time!  I can smell the roasting peanuts already, as we bring back the memories etched upon our holiday dreams.  Long live Glosser’s!

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Special Exclusive Edition of Glosser’s Christmas Now on Sale!

If you love Glosser Bros. and Christmas as much as I do, you’ll want to check out the new Special Exclusive Edition of Christmas at Glosser’s, now on sale!  This edition features special bonus material that you won’t find anywhere else, including the true story (with photos) of Ben Heinrich, the real-life inspiration for the character of Bub.  Just remember, you can only find this special edition e-book right here at the Pie Press Publishing website.  Be sure to snag a copy and experience the full story behind this new Christmas classic.

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Super-Heroes for Your Ears?

We can all use a good superhero now and then, right?  Maybe especially at this hectic time of year.  That’s why I’m pleased to announce a new audiobook that’s stuffed to the gills with ‘em–Six Superhero Stories.  Here’s the cover by the one and only blazing Ben Baldwin his own bad self:

6 Scifi Stories Vol 3 NEW PROTOTYPEThis book includes some of my favorite stories of any genre (don’t miss Forced Partnership).  It also features some of the best narration I’ve ever had the pleasure to listen to, by the great Craig Jessen.  It’s a project that honors the superhero tradition while taking it all several steps further into a more literary (but still action-packed) zone.

Here’s a great blog by Craig Jessen, talking about the stories he narrated for this audiobook.  You can order the audiobook right here on Amazon, here on Audible, and here on iTunes.  Not to mention, the original print edition is on sale here at CreateSpace, here at Amazon, and here at Barnes and Noble.

Here’s a rundown of what you can expect once you plop yourself in an easy chair, pull on your headphones, and crank up the volume on Six Superhero Stories:

“Forced Retirement”: What if Alzheimer’s struck the World’s Mightiest Hero? His daughter, heroic Hericane, finds out the hard way. Gripped by dementia, godlike Epitome tears apart a city, and no one can stop him. Will his madness destroy the entire world?  Not if Hericane recruits the one big gun who stands a chance in Hell of stopping her father in his tracks.  But the battle of the century between the super-charged titans might just kick-start the Apocalypse instead of stopping it.

“Heroes of Global Warming”: The world’s hottest hero has gone rogue! In an age of global warming, super-heated hero Skillet looks like a lukewarm loser. But when his teammates, the Castigators, turn their backs on him, he turns the Castigators into prey. Let the hunt begin! Skillet becomes public enemy number one as he rounds up his former allies. But the secret plan behind his hunt might just save the world.

“Forced Betrayal”:  Who murdered the girlfriend of the World’s Mightiest Heroine? Super-powered Hericane will stop at nothing to find out who killed the woman she loved. But when she teams with Bonnie Taggart, internal affairs investigator for the Superhuman Protectorate, the search leads in unexpected directions. Fighting their way through the darkest corners of Isosceles City, Hericane and Bonnie tear the truth from criminal chimpanzees, crooked promoters, and hateful cops, only to fall prey to a terrible trap.

“The Wife Who Never Was”: What happens when a truly super hero loses the love of his life in the continuity overhaul of his fictional universe? Mighty Pinnacle’s super memory won’t let him forget his lost marriage to Doris Dane, and his aching heart drives him to search everywhere for a way to bring her back. But all his power might not be enough when he runs up against a force from beyond his world, an enemy with the secret to his suffering.

“Forced Partnership”: Hero-on-sidekick violence explodes in this hard-hitting super-hero tale. Why does Partycrasher, dark avenger of the night, give his sidekick the beating of a lifetime?  Could it be the cowled crusader has fallen under the influence of sexy reformed bad girl Linda Loveblind, aka Partygirl? Or has the sidekick truly committed a heinous crime for which there can be no forgiveness? Maybe the answer is none of the above.

“A Matter of Size”: Who is killing the world’s smallest super-heroes? Down-on-his-luck masked avenger Man-Child takes the case, but can he save the remaining Small Wonders from a killer with a twisted crush fetish? Man-Child takes on villainous Mammon and Stigmata without missing a beat, but his own dark secret might be enough to bring him down for good.

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Glosser’s Christmas At Books-A-Million

I’m proud to say that my new book, Christmas at Glosser’s, is now on sale on the Books-A-Million website!  Just click right here to find the product page and order up a copy!  If you’d like an in-person preview, and you’re in the Johnstown area, drop by the Books-A-Million store in the Galleria and ask about a preview copy.  Here’s the lovely cover by the one and only blazing Ben Baldwin his own bad self:

Christmas at Glosser's CoverAnd don’t forget, you can snag a copy of the paperback right here at CreateSpace and right here at Amazon.  Plus, you can find the Kindle e-book herethe Nook edition right here…and the Kobo version here…or search for it by name on your favorite e-reading device or app.

Not to mention, you can now check out an e-book copy via Overdrive at any branch of the Cambria County Library System, including (appropriately enough!) the David A. Glosser Memorial Library in downtown Johnstown!  (Thanks, Linda!)

And yes, an audiobook version in in production as we speak.  There’s never been a better time to be a fan of Glosser Bros.!  You can practically smell the roasting peanuts, can’t you?

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