Give Kids This LUMP for Christmas!

December 14, 2013

The kids in your life deserve a Lump for Christmas!  It’s true!  Whether they’ve been bad or good, this new paperback holiday book will make the perfect stocking stuffer!  It’s meant for kids (ages 8 and up, roughly), and it’s a funny Christmas story with plenty of kid-friendly humor and adventure.  Here’s the cover of this brand-new paperback book by the one and only Ben Baldwin his own bad self:

lump2I know the cover’s a little edgy, but don’t worry: the book is safe and fun, with a positive message about tolerance and bridging the gaps between cliques and generations. You can order a copy right here from Amazon, right here from CreateSpace, right here from Books-A-Million, and right here from Barnes and Noble.

Here’s a bit about the story to whet your appetite:  Meet a kid so bad, he gets a lump of coal every Christmas…and likes it!  Neighborhood bully Buzz Scanlan takes pride in his annual lump, which he sees as a black badge of badness.  But this Christmas, when the coal doesn’t come, the ten-year-old holy terror becomes a bad boy on a mission.  He roams from one victim of his wicked mischief to the next, digging for dirt on the one nice thing he must have done to deserve no coal for Christmas.  When everyone agrees he’s been nothing but naughty, he nearly gives up the hunt…until he stumbles onto the shocking truth behind his lumps of coal, an incredible secret that just might change his life forever.  Will Buzz get his lump after all, sealing his fate as the ultimate bully?  Or will solving the mystery lead to a fate worse than death for the naughtiest boy, an unexpected good deed that breaks his not-nice record?  After this Christmas, nothing will be the same for the kid who loves lumps of coal.