It’s time to do my Christmas shopping and I darn well know it. But have I started yet? Do I plan to start anytime soon? Do I even know what I’m getting anyone? No, no, and yes. Everyone on my list gets a personalized story written from the heart, starring them. Who needs expensive presents? Homemade always beats store-bought, doesn’t it? Especially in a recession! To sweeten the pot, I’ll add a heartfelt personalized haiku scrawled on recycled post-consumer packaging. Let’s make it a green Christmas as well as a recession-proof one! As for what I want? I can sum it up in two words: expensive electronics, baby! I’m registered at Best Buy, so git shoppin’! See you soon!
Books by Robert Jeschonek